The Universal Work Planner

Whether you're studying for exams, completing homework or polishing your shoes, this diagram is right for you. Too long has the world needed a Universal Work Planner that accurately describes the actions that must take place in any given work situation. So stop sitting on your bed deciding what to do about cleaning your cupboard, and use this perfectly crafted resource to give you a solution.

Note that this planner applies to all possible instances of work-related activity. No example of work can be found that breaks the functionality of this diagram. So don't try.

Urination

Engagement

Last weekend I did possibly the most exciting thing I've ever done to date: Commit myself to one girl for the rest of my life, and then ask her to do the same. As this is some of the biggest news you can impart to others, my fiancée and I found it rather fun and interesting to see how people responded to our special announcement. The following is a graph showing some of these responses, however the data included is derived from memory only so don't base any thesis on this.

Yes, there were people who had a card ready for us upon our engagement—and they didn't even know it was coming. And yes, not one man cried! What is wrong with the world that one of the most important things in our lives doesn't warrant a single man's tears? Maybe I feel a post coming up about what does. Watch this space.