11 October 2011

The Universal Work Planner

Whether you're studying for exams, completing homework or polishing your shoes, this diagram is right for you. Too long has the world needed a Universal Work Planner that accurately describes the actions that must take place in any given work situation. So stop sitting on your bed deciding what to do about cleaning your cupboard, and use this perfectly crafted resource to give you a solution.
Note that this planner applies to all possible instances of work-related activity. No example of work can be found that breaks the functionality of this diagram. So don't try.

5 comments:

  1. Hmmm... either I'm secretly a family member, I'm annoying, or you've developed a time machine that somehow makes September 2011 greater than 10 hours into the future.

    What I really mean to say is, the Banana is loooong overdue and I almost need to edit some of the content because it's two months old now.

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  2. Haha, well played Brendan!
    Also, this is quite funny Jono.

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  3. And by funny you mean useful, right?

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  4. What if the work to be done involved reading this chart...Then the chat would not be of use as i could not apply the contents of the chart to reading the chart itself as i would have not been away of the contents of the chart. chart.

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  5. That's simple: no combination of questions in the chart would lead you to the "Procrastinate" option if the work was reading the chart itself. So it's always ok to read it. For example, the question "Have you got other work that is more important?" may lead to procrastination indirectly, however, there is no work more important than reading this chart, so it will not.

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